moist is a disgusting word because it’s the only word that can describe both a cake and a diaper
There needs to be a button that unlikes all of the facebook pages I liked two years ago at once
When firefighters get bored…
they made a hyrdopowered hovercraft are you kidding me
don’t check up on people who have decided you are not in their picture anymore. you don’t need to know how they’re doing. save yourself the trouble, seriously.
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”